I just went through all the talks and I don't need to attend as I have already summed up what they will say:
"The Fear of Jehovah Is the Beginning of Wisdom"
Translation: If you want to be smart and get into the new system, you better listen to us.
True Wisdom Gives Forth Its Voice
Translation: Only true wisdom comes from the GB
Manifesting "the Wisdom From Above" in Our Life
Translation: We are the only ones that know what that wisdom is so you better listen and obey.
· Wisdom From Above Is First Of All Chaste
Translation: Again you better listen to us or else.
· Doing Our Part In Being Peaceable
Translation: Be good, go along with the company line and don't talk back.
· Being Reasonable in Our Decision Making
Translation: What we say is always right, so don't question anything we say.
· Be "Ready to Obey" Organizational Direction
Translation: Again do what we say without question.
Speak God?s Wisdom as Paul Did
Translation: Or repeat what we tell you what Paul said.
Acquiring True Wisdom by Examining the Scriptures Daily
Translation: Examining the scriptures by reading only those WT publications.
Pursue the Things That Are Upbuilding
· Not All Things Build Up
Translation: Like anything outside of the borg, TV, Internet, Movies, Music etc.
· At Congregation Meetings
Translation: Be a good little ass kisser and never talk back to the elders.
· In Our Ministry
Translation: Putting in as much time banging on doors so you have no time to enjoy worlding activites like, TV, Internet, Movies, Music etc.
· Within The Family Circle
Translation: Doing family activities like, meetings, field service, bible studies etc. So you don't have time for anything else.
Giving Attention to the Needs of the Circuit
Translation: Time to give everyone S*** that they are not doing enough and what they should be doing is more meetings, field service, bible studies etc.
Public Address:
"How Godly Wisdom Benefits Us"
Translation: Another boring scripted talk from big brother GB.
"Do Not Become Wise in Your Own Eyes"
Translation: Again you better listen to us or else.
Acting Upon Divine Wisdom Safeguards Us
Translation: By listening to us and not using your own brain to think for yourself, you will get to live forever in a paradise earth.
Will